Meet Ferdinand MAGELLAN: lawyer and world-class sucker

“Mags was the best lawyer I knew. He also had dim little blue eyes full of crumbly yellow bits and a peculiar lopsided gait that was the remnant of absolutely no childhood ailment at all – he just walked like a gimp. Thousand dollar Italian suits died when Mags wore them, withering almost instantly into malodorous rags. I’m lying, of course. Mags was a pauper. He couldn’t afford a single trouser leg of a thousand dollar suit. His suits were all remnants from the Giant Tiger bargain rack, and occasionally his jacket and trousers matched. Mags, in case it isn’t blindingly apparent, was too ugly for Bay Street.”

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