Meet Germans

“The beach was full of Germans. They were easy to spot because they were solidly built, deathly serious and mostly nude. They all woke up at the crack of dawn to nab the best towels and could be seen carefully calibrating their beach chairs to the precise angle of the sun’s rays to ensure optimal sunbathing. They all read books. They all probably read the same book. I was afraid of the Germans.”

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